Cruise and peruse the cold creamery aisle, where the die-stamped vanilla and chocolate wield their hegemony.

Dare to explore an alternative world where the prevalent taste is acerbic, electric and lemony. 

Lose as detritus the dessicant servings of flavourless oven-baked cereal; such an ignominy, 

Pamper your veins with the decadent greasings of bacon and succulent lashings of grits ever-hominy.